Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024
Get the Joe Simonmug. A very pretty girl with many friends in her life, cause she is the definition kind. She Lights up the room with her wonderful smile and much boys have a crush on her. She is sometimes very Lazy and doesn't have Desire to learn but her Grades are always good.
Simone is amazing ♡
Simone is amazing ♡
Girl 1: Did you see her?
Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.
Girl 1: Yes, you're right.
Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3
Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.
Girl 1: Yes, you're right.
Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3
by only.goodvibeshere January 5, 2022
Get the Simonemug. by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021
Get the Simon Cowellmug. Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
Get the SIMON TONGUEmug. Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
Get the Simonemug. 
by PBod August 25, 2023
Get the Simon loadersmug.