Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018
Get the Simonmug. Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025
Get the Simon Inflationmug. simone is a boy who only cares about people with back and he only cares about the leng tings and his cute girlfriend ava and he loves the mandem so much and all his mandem know how to do is care about leng tings because there rude to meady tings like himani
by millieeeexo October 1, 2023
Get the simonemug. Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.
Oh, don't be so Simon.
by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by levv December 23, 2022
Get the Simonmug. A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
by big boy676 December 19, 2019
Get the Simonmug. got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
Get the Simonmug.