portuguese truffle shuffle

Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.

Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.

by Truffla April 24, 2014

The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

Shuffle wuffle

To lick a penis clean until the man cums.

Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle

Carl-but your mom can give you one

Jimmy- you do a better job

Carl-fine

Jimmy- *moaning noises*

Jimmy-*cums*

by Clash is gay September 14, 2020

the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

Shuffle the banana

Euphemism for male masturbation.

Did you ever shuffle the banana to Kelly LeBrock after seeing her in Weird Science?

by dirtymind November 9, 2007

Miller Shuffle

Art of drinking lots of pints of non alcoholic beverages (preferbaly water) on a night out

Look at that light weight doing the miller shuffle

by an abitual line stepper December 5, 2004

The Walrus Shuffle

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!

Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance

by dMFk December 14, 2014