McKenna Shuffle

The McKenna Shuffle is a rare move but exhibits the epitome of shading and/or bitching out from a social drinking scene. In actuality, the McKenna Shuffle involves one "just not feeling it" anymore, either because he or she is a pussy and/or a member of the fake drinking club. In rare instances, there have been examples of one vomiting on their own shirt before performing the McKenna Shuffle. Similar to the stealthness involved in the puma crawl, the McKenna Shuffle involves one taking a quick look around the see if he or she is being noticed by anyone, which is usually unnecessary because the caliber of person performing the McKenna Shuffle would usually not have anyone noticing them anyway. After taking a quick glance, the shuffler proceeds to sneak out of the scene, without saying a word to anyone and hoping to go completely unnoticed. The act of the McKenna Shuffle is usually identified by his or her peers first thing in the morning. Although it's official name is the McKenna Shuffle, this unique move also can be known as the McKenna Mosey, the Chick Chase, the Derr Dip, or simply the Houdini.

Ex: 1

Noble: "Alright I'm heading back guys, see you later."

McKenna Shuffler: "....." (not saying anything while sneaking out behind Noble)

Ex. 2

Mike: "Has anyone seen McKenna?"

Everyone: Looks around, shrugs their shoulders, then figures he must have done the McKenna Shuffle and bounced without saying anything to anyone.

by blueballz06 October 20, 2008

popcorn shuffle

a pick up line men commmonly give to women, it goes like such, "if my balls smelled like popcorn, and my balls were sprinkled with salt would your mouth be my butter?"

Hey Bitch, lets do the popcorn shuffle

by sexy snhu bitch October 6, 2009

Truffle Shuffle

The act of shitting on someones chest then shuffling up their chest and wiping your ass along their nose.

After I did the truffle shuffle for her she said she was smelling shit for weeks.

by Beachmaster2 December 31, 2009

Kansas city shuffle

When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)

Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.

by c-colf November 23, 2011

five finger knuckle shuffle

a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

by fresh2defa June 18, 2009

OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O December 9, 2008

Shit Shuffler

A Shit Shuffler is someone who just kicks and flails around like a dumb ass, normaly huge gangster wannabe's

Kid 1 "Wow look at that guy he is a Shit Shuffler"
Kid 2 "Yeah man that guys name is Ricky King"
Kid 1 "Oh I heard that guy is pretty horrible"

by Big FOOOT November 2, 2009