Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019

Shrek

Demi-God Of Time And Space

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)

by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺🤭🤞 his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable

Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join

by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.

Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.

by Eggoette August 23, 2020

Shrek

The protagonist from The 2001 movie, Shrek. also he has the best abs i n the w o r l d

I love shreks abs.

by jjjjjccccwww March 3, 2022

Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek

Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019