To be on a game, but not actually doing anything.
Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.
Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.
by SecondMan August 1, 2011
Get the Zaap Sitting mug.v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018
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Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.
Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.
Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.
Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'
'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'
'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'
by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009
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by Craig ARC September 24, 2006
Get the shittingdicknipples mug.That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.
by yzfpt April 28, 2010
Get the douchebag shifting mug.SPITTING, SPIT. to go over other pieces or throws with your throws or pieces.
not always a sign of disrespect, it depend how a person went over your work.
and also you can spit in your own piece with a tag.
not always a sign of disrespect, it depend how a person went over your work.
and also you can spit in your own piece with a tag.
Spitting can be negative or positive.
Spit over people cuz there is no more room.
If your going to spit to diss make it obvious your dissing.
Spit over people cuz there is no more room.
If your going to spit to diss make it obvious your dissing.
by DigDug March 8, 2004
Get the SPITTING mug.to be completely & utterly disgusted with something, similar to the rapid fire succesion of nails when a nail gun is used
by sleek13 March 3, 2009
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