she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.

Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."

by covdav October 13, 2010

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that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

by i lost the remote April 17, 2009

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She Bites

When a girl is giving you head, she then right in the middle of the guys enjoyment she bites his dick!Then later he tells his friends about how great this girl was until the middle, where all he needs to say is "she bites".

Guy: " Last night i was getting head, Dude!"
Guy's Friend: "Really, What was she like?"
Guy: "She Bites!"

I love that chick! But she bites so hard that my wangalang is in so much BLOODY pain that I can't feel the sack of joy anymore. She also bit my hair off.

by BrynJessNobleluv March 5, 2009

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