the salt shaker

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then shakes her upside down until it comes out her nose

“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”

by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021

Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021

New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker

Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple

Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!

by Trueyyy December 6, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023