Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.

Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

secret spaghetti sauce

WHEN YOU CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!

Dude I love secret spaghetti sauce
My dad makes it alot

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!

Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!

by LordJenal November 16, 2023