Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"
"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
Get the Seasonal Midterm Disordermug. Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season
Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*
Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.
*ends up passing out two beers later*
Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.
by Hoein1season April 16, 2019
Get the Hoein’ seasonmug. by Billy Joe Thompson November 6, 2019
Get the Season 2mug. when a human/animal goes thru a period of time where they are extremely horny/sexually aroused and need a lot of sex.
by herwh0re April 3, 2022
Get the hot seasonmug. Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.
It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.
The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.
Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.
The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.
Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
by Type2GenomeManiac July 18, 2023
Get the Lawry's Seasoned Saltmug. A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
Get the Seasonedmug. That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.
Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
by sg1234 October 15, 2018
Get the townie seasonmug.