Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

by tokyo82 November 30, 2018

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.

“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night”

by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

scooter

A puma wearing god, a higher power, birthed the god of shart (Finleious). A golf cart riding G, a palm beach legend, and the greatest hypeman of all time

What’s up scooter ?
Scooters here, OH THEYRE FIGHITN THEYRE FIGHTIN

by Piercen C January 4, 2019

scootercide

when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit

me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch

by ur all noobs March 9, 2019

Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.

"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"

by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019

scootish

another typo by adam, means "Scottish"

i'm a scootish boy from scooterland

by bebbermint July 14, 2019

Scoot

One who is antisocial and awkward as shit. Enjoys video games, board games, and interaction with other Scoots or Scootets

Did you hear that scoot talk about his melee

by Pseudernym November 25, 2019