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santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore
idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause
by some dude but its used December 3, 2018
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Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on
"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"
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SANTA FE HOTRAIL

when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.
Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team
by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018
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Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
by manwomen September 10, 2020
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Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators
Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies
by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018
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Santa

Santa is like a unicorn
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.
"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."
by Illunious January 7, 2019
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