swift

-to be swift, like being blonde only not as "duragatory"

-Crystal:How come you dont have to refill your gas fireplace?
-Now that, is just pure swiftness.

by Regina Fillangee March 4, 2005

Shifty

1. The most 1337 moderator on the Codename Forums.

2. A person who msot people die after looking at, becasue of his amazing power.

3. The ruler of Codename: Forums

Derived from the English words sexy, smart, powerful and cool

See: smart
See: Canadian
See: powerful
See: god-like
See: sexah

Leik OMFG Shifty is soo damn sexah!!!!!!1
Shifty saw meh, I think I'm gonna die!!!!1

by Speed July 20, 2004

SHIFTY SHIFTY

when you grab your left foot with your rite hand and pull back , with the other leg pointing to the ground , then take the leg pointing to the ground thru the loop made in with your leg and hand (kinda like a russian boneless )



(actually its the same thing as a russian boneless but with a cooler name)


can be done on a trampolineboard or pogo stick(stall).

i pulled of a shifty shifty when i got double bounced and got 1 minute of airtime

by matt parrish September 4, 2004

Shiftys

The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.

Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.

Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.

I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.

I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!

by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

Taylor Swifting

When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"

Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.

Greg: Good idea, man.

by shannonashleyk August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

Person: "Damn, your ass is red? Why?"
Person 2: "I've been Taylor Swifting, a lot."

by TiggiOreo June 29, 2019

Taylor swift

a blonde bitch woman that nobody likes, and everyone thinks she's annoying

person 1: wow I really hate Taylor swift

person 2: omg me too!

by Yarn9s November 23, 2021