South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

South River High School

South River is a wretched school full of the most disgusting and vile people imaginable. The Teachers have to deal with asshole kids on the daily which makes them grumpy and it turns into a vicious cycle. Everyone that goes here thinks that they are the shit, but in reality they’re all stuck up. It has a mixture of ghettos, preps, and rednecks with Crofton kids sprinkled in between. The bathrooms smell like mangos.

Employer: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you enjoy your highschool experience?
Me: 0. I went to South River High School

by Generation Z gang January 22, 2019

south park fan

fan of the show South Park
pretends like they are not depressed however they hate themselves
will never get a girlfriend

Have you had your first kiss yet?
No Im a south park fan

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

boy scout royalty

The son or sons of a leader of a boy scout pack. Often believes that he is the shit when it comes to boy scout activities. Is usually a stuck up kinda know-it-all, doesn't seem to have many friends despite the fact most of the childrens parents want their sons to look up to them. Always trying to show off their boy scout skills to parents. Usually has some kind of social awkwardness problems.

Me: "Look at the boy trying to cut that log with an axe."
Mark: "Kinda makes you want to go do it for him."
Me: "Yeah but he's obviously boy scout royalty, he wouldn't let you help out with all the others watching."
Mark: "True that, poor kid."

by motorola102 January 10, 2010

The Scout

The stupid kid that is picked by another stupid kid to stand by the door to wait for the teacher to return to the room, when this happens they will always shout "Teacher Alert !!!"

Bob:Jack is The Scout.
Jack: Boo Nigga

by The real Sid Vicious November 25, 2019

run the scout

The act of inserting a finger (usually the pinky) into the anus of a sexual partner, to ensure that there are no abrasive materials (I.e. peanuts, sunflower seed shells etc.) to ensure that chafing is avoided during intercourse.

Brad: “I think I’d like to have anal sex tonight”
Chad: “I dunno, I ate two bags of sunflower seeds last night”
Brad: “it’s ok, I’ll run the scout first”

by Whiskeybend June 1, 2018

south dakota

South Dakota isn't what everyone thinks it is. I mean, sure, we have our rednecks and our crazy people.. but thats not what makes our state. How many of you big city people could wave to a complete stranger and not get the middle finger waved at you? In South Dakota the people are friendly and welcoming. Everyone thinks that all we have is Mt. Rushmore.. but thats not it. We have some of the best hunting in the country, not to mention some of the prettiest scenery! And no, we don't still live in teepees.. we have technology just like everyone else. So when you're ready to appreciate the beautiful things in life.. come to South Dakota.

Jane: "Lets go to South Dakota for our next vacation!"
Richard: "Whats in South Dakota?"
Jane: "Hunting, fishing, Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, Storybook Land, the prettiest scenery and so much more! Theres lots to do in South Dakota!"

by morganc333 September 8, 2008