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slip slap

When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.
I gave Chris a slip slap this morning because I was too tired to give him head.
by tootus April 28, 2010
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Slipper

When you are having sex and the guy takes the condom off without telling you.
Before we started I saw him put the condom on. When we finished the condom was on the bed. I guess when he was hitting it from the back he slipped it off! What a Slipper!
by MsSunshyne77 May 25, 2009
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Slipknot

A worthless Numetal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Owned by Roadrunner records, a local branch of Universal. Essentially meaningless, repetetive, commercially produced noise, with 9 fat guys who wear masks and boiler suits as a sales gimmick, and have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever. They don't even own their own music - Universal does. If Universal wanted to sue somebody for downloading a Slipknot song, there is absolutely nothing the band can do about it. I don't even understand why everyone wants to fellate Joey Jordison so much. So what, he's fast. I can beat on two barrels with impressive speed, trust me. He just can't hold a rythm worth a damn. Try listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, or SOMEBODY with some damn talent, you tools.
Me: Slipknot sucks.
Typical maggot: wtf!!! slipknto will slit ur fuckin throat u fag
Me: Manowar will fuck you up the ass, prison bitch.
Typical maggot:(Sounds of grunting and skin slapping) ohhhh god nooooo!
by Delthryn February 25, 2005
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anti-slipknot

Because they're complete sellouts. Listen to some real music that isn't made up of the same chords, and isn't about slitting your wrists or hating your parents. Try some Opeth, In Flames, Amon Amarth, or Emperor.
Slipknot are a bunch of money hungry corporate rock whores.
by inflames666 December 8, 2003
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Glass Slipper

Coined by me Jeff Diaz, of Boston, MA.
Occurs at the beginning of a relationship or one night stand when a girl (or guy) leaves a personal item at the significant others apartment, house, or car. Much like Cinderella left a glass slipper behind for the prince. Can be malicious, i.e. you are cheating and they leave lipstick in medicine cabinet. Also used to mark their new territory, i.e. New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"

Most common tactic: Used to ensure a reason to call or be called. More often it is to be harrassed by phone or a surprise visit.
New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"

Guy: "Damn, I can't believe I got glass slippered, my last date a while ago must have been trying to mark her territory.

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Girl1: "How was your date with jacob?"
Girl2: "Awesome, I hope he calls...I left him a glass slipper in case he doesnt, then I will call him"
by JeffDiaz November 17, 2011
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condom slip

when a child who is a accident is created when the semen slips out of the condom or the condom goes up and the semen slips into the vagina.
i never new evyn was a condom slip.
by evyn hajas December 23, 2005
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slipknot

When the popular rapcore band known as Slipknot burst forth from the dry flatlands of Iowa, the world never knew they were in for the ride of their life until they got the first taste of Slipknot's brutally beautiful metal. While Slipknot's music is bashed by many other metal artists, one cannot deny that a band that pretty much pioneered their style in the 90's cannot suck to an unbearable level.
With dark, unusual and hauntingly original music, disturbing masks, and crazy shows, Slipknot has often been called the best metal band in the world. Named the best live band of 2005 by MTV, they certainly know how to kick it up a notch in some of the most memorable live performances since KISS.
Slipknot is not an iffy band you love them or you don't- this is not a conceited statement, but meant literally-they produce a sound that can either wear your nerves or tame them-no in-the-middle gray areas.
Corey Taylor has belted out the vocals for all the records except for one record, in which Anders did the vocals for- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.- a more death-metalish sound resulting. Joey Jordison does drumming, Mick Thomson on lead guitar, James Root on Rythym Guitar, Sid Wilson on Turntables, Paul Gray on Bass ,Chris Fehn for custom Percussion, Craig Jones with Samples/media, and Shawn Crahan on custom percussion.
Corey Taylor( vocalist for Slipknot):"You don't sell out concerts, meet millions of fans and go platinum if your music sucks. Period."

Popular quote, good point. Period.
by NostalgiaSucks July 16, 2006
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