That's not my baby to rock

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy

Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.

by Red Mongoose March 6, 2011

That's not a boot on your foot

This means that something isn't someone else's problem.

Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."

by jimminycrickety January 5, 2013

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

It’s not what it looks like!

Caught having ifyk but someone walks in..
this a joke btw

Stranger walks in” It’s not what it looks like! Stranger leaves frighten

by lila🥰 March 22, 2021

“That’s not recommended.”

Engineering speak for “absolutely fucking do not do that.” Usually used to answer a question about an operating state that is obviously destructive.

Sometimes can be used less severely to describe exceeding safety limits of a system.

Customer: “What if our reactor is overheating and instead of decreasing load we accidentally decrease coolant?”

Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

Customer: “Our load has temporarily increased. We want to increase to 106% design capacity. Can the machine handle it?”
Engineer: “Possibly, but that’s not recommend.”

by Telltalehart July 26, 2021

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell

When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg

by MustachePotet February 4, 2022