by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019
the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 06, 2020
When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
by Upside down shrek June 03, 2022
by asdfsadfsadfsdafasdfasdfsafdf June 22, 2021
THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
by vanexla January 01, 2021
by theremustbesmth April 10, 2022
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
-Shrek
-Shrek
by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019