A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009
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What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
by blochow2001 October 4, 2006
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EX1:dam yesterday i step on a mushroom and i think i kill a few sammiejoes
by c.o.o.l_g.u.y May 19, 2007
Get the sammiejoe mug.Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
by ohmaisammiisahmazeing March 27, 2009
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Some awesome people have parents that want their child to have a different more creative spelling of the name "Samantha" so they add and extra "m".
Therefore the people with this awesome and creative spelling have the right to shorten it to "Samm" which also has to m’s.
But the problem with this is that some ungrateful bitches with the original spelling of the name "Samantha" steal this originality by stealing the extra m and adding it to their name and pretending they came up with it in their little fucking retarded head.
Some awesome people have parents that want their child to have a different more creative spelling of the name "Samantha" so they add and extra "m".
Therefore the people with this awesome and creative spelling have the right to shorten it to "Samm" which also has to m’s.
But the problem with this is that some ungrateful bitches with the original spelling of the name "Samantha" steal this originality by stealing the extra m and adding it to their name and pretending they came up with it in their little fucking retarded head.
by Sammantha- August 4, 2007
Get the Samm mug.If you see a chick that looks like she robbed Hot Topic and is wearing everything all at once, she's a sammi. Sammis are always girls. Usually they look like they have no idea if they're goth, emo or punkrawkers, and most of the time they just look like posers. If you see one, try not to laugh. Also name of a Japanese pop star. I think.
by Sammiz. September 17, 2006
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