by itshardrocknick June 1, 2019
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by Mooman August 27, 2004
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A style of music conceived after Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart had passionate, time traveling, inanimate sex with classic Rock albums from Bands ranging from ACDC to Lynyrd Skynyrd. The resulting child has guitar riffs that make Hellen Keller listen again, songs that speak volumes without saying a word, and (If you listen with your eyes closed) the music will give a high so high that you can throw piss bombs on Stealth Bombers as you experience an eargasm so profound that your mind will be blow, reformed, then blown again. In other words: Post-Rock is the musical equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to the unprotected groin.
Post-Rock
Man 1: Hey kid listen to this. *Extends earphones playing blissful utterances of Angels (AKA Post Rock)
Boy 2: Okay bro *Places blissful musical blissfulness into his virgin ears*
*Boy magically transforms into Man and learns answers to life's age old question's: The egg came before the chicken because it takes a rooster to make the egg an embryo. The price off eggs in China is $0.00- You get eggs given to you by the Honorable Chairman, not bought you ignorant capitalists. Solo did shoot first.*
The two men then look into each others eyes. Nod agreeably then part ways. Brothers in Rock. Enlightened and bonded forever.
Man 1: Hey kid listen to this. *Extends earphones playing blissful utterances of Angels (AKA Post Rock)
Boy 2: Okay bro *Places blissful musical blissfulness into his virgin ears*
*Boy magically transforms into Man and learns answers to life's age old question's: The egg came before the chicken because it takes a rooster to make the egg an embryo. The price off eggs in China is $0.00- You get eggs given to you by the Honorable Chairman, not bought you ignorant capitalists. Solo did shoot first.*
The two men then look into each others eyes. Nod agreeably then part ways. Brothers in Rock. Enlightened and bonded forever.
by MasterLuigi March 1, 2012
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by Virgin Suicides May 5, 2017
Get the Corporate Rock mug.A term used on the John and Jeff Show that usually defines sexual intercourse involving the penis as the "jolly" between an old man and very young woman, but may also simply refer to sex and/or unreasonably extreme masturbation (jacking off).
1.)"I've been tired all day because I was rocking my jolly in the shower this morning."
2.)Alex: "Nick, you rock your jolly all the time don't you?"
Nick: "Yeah, with all different women. That's why I still don't settle with one girlfriend"
3.)"Captain Kirk rocked his jolly a ton!"
2.)Alex: "Nick, you rock your jolly all the time don't you?"
Nick: "Yeah, with all different women. That's why I still don't settle with one girlfriend"
3.)"Captain Kirk rocked his jolly a ton!"
by AMISH MAN July 3, 2008
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Has presenters such as Alice Cooper, Rick Wakeman and Guy Pratt.
Has presenters such as Alice Cooper, Rick Wakeman and Guy Pratt.
Guy 1: Uhhh...I'm so fed-up of all these radio stations that play the same thing as all the other radio stations.
Guy 2: You should listen to Planet Rock.
Guy 1 : What? The song?
Guy 2: No. The badass Classic Rock radio station.
Guy 2: You should listen to Planet Rock.
Guy 1 : What? The song?
Guy 2: No. The badass Classic Rock radio station.
by MusicManic September 29, 2009
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by billabobbyjones June 10, 2008
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