retard roulette

having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."

"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."

Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.

by Liz Lime December 24, 2010

retard

You are the definition of retard

you are a retard you retard

by iman anwarzai April 8, 2017

Retardednippleemia

A case resulting described in The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision. This rare medical condition is caused from the natural bill that is formed at birth. When the bill detaches, an anomaly occurs in which the bill connects with the person's nipples. This will lead to the creation of male genitalia upon the infant's breast. This process cannot be reversed and it is too dangerous to remove these via surgery.

The girl has penis's on her chest because she has Retardednippleemia.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D July 7, 2010

retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

by katy j becum March 22, 2017

Retar-tar

An individual who has mental retardation. This defers from the term retarded as one who is retar-tar is retarded to the exent of homosexuality

("Yo I fucked a guy by accident"
"Thats retarded"
"Nah bro its gay, so its retar-tar")
("If you relax your bum-bum then you arch-arch"
"Thats retar-tar")
("Yo I just got some of my nut in my mouth, it was pretty retar-tar")

by That_gay_boiii_69 July 27, 2018

retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

retarded

my brother adrian

my brother adrian is retarded.

he doesn’t think 30 minutes is half of an hour

by bumfish October 18, 2019