fuckin' retard

Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.

You are a fuckin' RETARD!

by Max Nadler June 16, 2008

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hit the retard

see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.

by Meat2 October 1, 2008

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A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.

Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.

by Uncle Renegade April 8, 2017

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Retard Point

Something that you always fuck up on.

Sorry about the jerkiness, guys. 3rd gear in stick-shift cars has always been my retard point.

by bassist148 September 21, 2009

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Retard

People who can't stand up for themselves

You're being a retard.

by Stab wound March 11, 2017

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ReTard

The words republicon and retard combined together making Retatd.

Jimmy is such a fucking ReTard, all he does all day is watch faux news and in the evening he goes to the bar where he trades his footstamps for bud light and spews his hatred he learned from faux news. Jimmys favorite part of every day is when he goes home to his trailerhood and bangs his wife/mom/sister but swears its only his cousin.

by Sparky494 July 4, 2018

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