reality junkie

People who are obsessed with reality shows and spend more time watching the shows than on their personal lives. They act as tough the characters are their real friends.

She cancelled plans to go out with us so that she would watch Nene on the Housewives of Atlanta. She is such a reality junkie!

by cinder May 13, 2014

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

Realisticise

To make something more realistic, especially an expectation.

I started this PhD hoping to change the world, but had to realisticise the fuck out of it or I never would have finished.

by walkymatt July 24, 2014

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

realisologist

A practitioner of 'realisology'. A person who takes thoughts and makes them into a physical entity, a person who makes thoughts real.

Bert the caveman was the first realisologist, he made the thoughts that he had of something and took action by bringing them together into the real world and made the very first wheel.

by MrPwrites February 26, 2015

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016

Reality Politics

When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.

Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!

Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!

by la petite femme March 23, 2016