Among us in real life

Among 😃👿 us 🇺🇸 in 🏽 real 🔎 life 👊🧬 (sus, sus) Among 💰 us 💰👨👨 in 🏽👏 real 👹 life 💓 (sus, sus) Playing ❣️ among 💰 us 🇺🇸👨 in 👉 real 📷 life 🧬 Spaceship with my ✋🏻😀🕒 crew 👬 Gonna 🙃👈👈 split 🕺🏻 up, 😿 spread ✨ out 😝🚪 'Cause 🐗 we 👬 all 😋💩 got 👍 tasks 🙌🤗 to do 😤 Gotta 🙈 find 🔍🔍 the imposter 🚫 As they 🤼 try 😈 to sabotage Who 🤷 can 🤦 ♂️ we 👩 👩 👦 👦 trust 🫂 in 😩😂 this among 🙆🏽 us 🇺🇸 entourage? Heard 👂🏻 a sound, 🎤 turned 😍 around 💞 Looking 👀 up, 🚘 looking 👀 down ⬇️ Then 🏿 I 🤢 find 🔎 a dead 🐩 body 💃 Gotta 👉 blow 🌬 the horn 📯 emergency 🚨 Discussion 🤔 who 👿 should 💘🤔 we 👩 👩 👦 👦 believe 🙏 Can't 👄 decide 😱😱 so now 👇 we 👥 leave 🦋🥰 Not ❌ sure 😉🔜 what 🤪🤪 I'm 😏 about 💥 to see 👀👀 Will 🔥 it be 👏 a dead 😳 body? 💃 Still 🥇 have 🙋🍡🎣 a task I 🙀 must 👫 complete 🚫 Who's ☑️ the impostеr? Looking 👀 sus, who ❓ can 👺 we 👦💰 trust? 🤞 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 👀 sus, who 👀 can wе 🧚 trust? 🫂 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 🚫 Looking 👀 sus, who 🤷 can 🥫 we 👨👩 trust? 🤞 Who's 😇 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 😏💕 sus, who 😂🤷 can we 👧 trust? 🤞 I'm 🤪 a ghost, 👻 I'm 😓 my 🧜🏻 ♀️ biggest 🙀 fear 😨 Got killed… ⚰️

Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high

by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022

I aint reading allat

you will.

Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?

by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Realist

A person who's personal and political views transcend the petty right-wing left-wing mentality and understands how things really work in the world.

Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.

by Squinty August 1, 2003

realism

An artwork, usually in a digital form that depicts a scene which is hard to discern if is real or not.

There are a lot of artists online that you can goggle for, but one that comes to mind is some of the realism work by Josh DeHaan.

by UrbanJunky February 15, 2010

Da Realist

The best of the best. To be true.

Don't mess with me, I'm Da Realist in here.

by Crawly March 24, 2007

Infinite Reality

To think out of the box. To think or imagine beyond what's expected by your peers. Creative ideas or solutions to problems.

That guy is pure genius, he must be Infinite Reality!

by Infinite Reality July 3, 2008