chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.
Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?
by g4ll4g January 12, 2011
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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carolina pig roast

an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.
yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night

no way man that’s crazy congrats
by hap gilmore March 31, 2021
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roast bait

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !
by Litt gurl May 31, 2017
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roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room
My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
by nastychicken April 04, 2016
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nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
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Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!
I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.
by The dark Gerth November 04, 2016
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