Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
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pre-pottermore depression

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
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pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022
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Pre-Work-Pace

The time period before the start of your shift. When you do not have enough time to do anything, but too much time to sit and do nothing. When this occurs you may "pace" around looking for something to do that takes just the right amount of time before work. Most times nothing is found to do before said work.
Tim: *pacing pacing* lets see i could organize my books. But that does not sound fun....I could watch some tv...Nothings on...

Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
by SACNJT July 18, 2011
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pre-baby puppy

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
by tylr83 March 28, 2011
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Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.
Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.
by awesomeforce December 26, 2008
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pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.
John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”
by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021
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