Poop Snoop

The act of blowing cocaine up another person's anus. Often done by people who can no longer snort the coke due to nose damage.

John:Dude! That poop snoop numbed my whole ass, it also got me super coked up!

Billy: Tight!

by Anthonyiscool October 9, 2018

Poop olympics

games to play that make pooping more fun, like the high jump which is the act of jumping as high as you can above the toilet right before the poop comes all the way out; the bigger the splash the more points.

Jim: I just had the best session of poop olympics
George: nice i had a good hurtles session the other day
Jim: nice nice

by sparrow goodfellow November 8, 2009

Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections

Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."

by kel the dog August 13, 2010

Youtube Poop

Youtube Poop, or better known as YTP is when really talented editors ruin stuff by editing it to make it kinda funny?

Flying kitty does Youtube Poop with stuff like GTA San Andreas and other stuff but.. yea

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

period poop

When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle

I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!

by taquito33 August 20, 2009

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008

Poop tears

Crying or tearing up while defecating.

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"

by copybarber March 7, 2012