Swearing police

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.

kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.

by Dubiks December 20, 2018

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hall-pass panic

1. Having to hold a massive turd or full bladder back for an entire class period because the teacher won't let you use the latrine, and the panic that results.

2. The awful hopelessness of having to use the hall pass and being restricted from doing so.

Student 1: Dude how did you do on the test?

Student 2: I don't know. I had hall-pass panic.

by TheDefiniteForce December 29, 2013

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Panic

Panic is a song by the band Name Taken. it is also the song from which the popular band, Panic At The Disco, got their name.

"Do you like the song Panic by name taken?"
"Yeah, it's awesome!"

by VivaLaNutty March 14, 2009

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Urbandale Police

Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call.

You lied to get the warrant. You're such a Urbandale Police and I use the word lightly.

by Chief Wiggens March 25, 2005

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Panic!At the disco

A recently new band that most people would call emo.there music is a mix between dance n emo rock witch is a good combination

Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good now we're making some progress
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?----Panic!At the disco's song (the only difference.....)

by XxXxXLuViSdEdXxXxX April 26, 2006

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panic! at the mother fucking fag dance

what those dumbass scenesters should have at the end of their myspace names

scene kid! at the disco: whats up with your name?
cool kid! at the mother fucking fag dance: just showing some love for that amazing band panic! at the mother fucking fag dance.
scene kid! at the disco: well your a bitch.

by alexandera May 24, 2007

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