Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.

“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”

by yogibear415 June 9, 2019

bread pudding

Bread pudding is a term used to describe the practice of taking crystal meth through a loaf of bread.

She took it as a bread pudding, the shitting lightweight.

by UncleMonkeyPants June 22, 2019

Blue Pudding

lmao the love of my life

hes hot “Blue pudding”

by to the loml you’ll see July 11, 2019

Joyful pudding

A pudding, or dessert, undefined, but has the LIT qualities of what you’re looking for in a dessert to bring joy to your taste buds.

“Smother, bring me that joyful pudding!”

by BurnsySmithers July 19, 2019

yorkshire pudding

the best food to ever exist. you cannot change my mind!!

random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful

by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019

scouse pudding

anal intercourse in taxi

“I took Brittany out for dinner the other night and got a scouse pudding on the ride home”

by i like spacemen3 November 8, 2019