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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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GrubHub Perks

A cursed rewards program made by the food delivery service GrubHub. The rewards program, or at least an ad for it, was populated by a meme, where people make fun of the ad, adding different music and adding effects to it.
GrubHub Perks give you deals on the food you love. The kinda deals that make you wanna boogie.”
-GrubHub Dad
by fortnitefunnies January 15, 2021
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ORANGE PERSON

Orange is someone you randomly met one day, you haven‘t know them for long but they already changed your life for the better.

Orange is your comfort person, you can tell them anything, knowing they won‘t ever judge you.
The person who will simply accept you for who you are, the one who will stand with you throughout everything, the one you trust with your life.

You could talk to them for hours and hours without getting bored, they make you truly happy, they make you feel safe.

Ever since they became a part of your life, you can‘t see a life without them anymore.
what does he mean to you?” - “he’s my orange person
by đ May 21, 2023
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pair of personalities

Used to describe someone's breasts with little to no noticeability
'Oh she's got a nice pair of personalities'
by JOHNYYYY123 July 4, 2017
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the jingle that lives rent free in your head!
hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?
by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023
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perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.
Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.
by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008
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Perfect Boyfriend

the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.
Brody, you're the definition of a perfect boyfriend and I love you so much it kinda hurts.
by bf522 August 14, 2016
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