Penis

A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.

Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!

by BeanMaster3000 October 9, 2019

Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019

Penis

I put cameras in your room. Your lying on your bed searching up “penis” on urban dictionary because you have nothing to do

Who’s the clown now 🤡?

Grow a penis and play Minecraft

by loser._. October 14, 2019

penis

that pet hot dog that for some reason all males have

his pet, Penis, that poor hot dog must've been a reject

by big shmoney November 18, 2019

Penis

Somthing that can get hard at times u dont want it to and can be stuck inside any hole

Most guys have a penisssss.

by Lil..zoe November 20, 2019

penis

The shaft in between your legs that becomes erect when you are aroused.

men have penises

by jeboris November 21, 2019

Penis

Ur boyfriends big dicc

“Oh look he has a big penis like my bf”

by Cookies_8o5 November 22, 2019