poll person

Poll Person is a Google Plus legend who has been banned almost 50 times. He finds glitches and gets paid by Google, he is also very sweet and attractive.

Oh my god is that Poll Person?

by Broccoli Mom December 10, 2017

A person who thinks they are strawberry blond

Ginger people who will get offended at anything

Oh no it’s a person who thinks they are strawberry blonde

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.

Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.

by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019

Tall person hug

A hug from a tall person. Tall person hugs are the best kind of hug especially if your bff is tall!

Lola gave Mela a tall person hug!

Mela had to stand on a bench in the courtyard to give Lola a tall person hug.

by No name please October 20, 2019

Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

pallet person

A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.

Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.

Lawnie G Nome #M$D

by Lawnie G Nome April 9, 2020