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parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.
Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.
by Kat McGat April 23, 2006
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cotton picking mama

Big fat & very black woman with large lips, breasts and arse
Hey Kizzy you cotton picking mama why you got that water jug on your head.
Hey Kizzy your frightening them little children you fat cotton picking mama
by PWD June 11, 2006
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ParkingTigers

A slang term for an absolute loser.

Someone who everyone hates and doesn't want to be around.

The most un-fanciest human you will ever meet.

Someone who likes to start drama then cry when they get the same treatment or hated for it.

Typically likes to hang out with old Brazilian ladies, women who are missing fingers and the British.
ParkingTigers - "Why do they hate me?"
Chad - "Cos you always gotta be like ParkingTigers and it makes everyone want to keep themselves safe, even their dads"
by ParkingTigers July 29, 2023
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PAKing

To skip more than half of the hours you are scheduled to work in a given day.
"Man fuck this job, I'm PAKing, be back in 5 hours."

A group of students are at a lecture at West Virginia University. When the students realized that this lecture is of no importance, they say to themselves, "We're out of here, we're PAKing!"
by A fellow PAKer January 25, 2013
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parking lot

What Iran will get turned into by us or Israel if they ever attempt to use one of their nukes. Same goes for North Korea and their shitty missiles.
The entire city of Tehran will be a parking lot by 2010 if those morons keep it up. Unfortunately, there will also be hella dead people and/or nuclear fallout there.
by kinda sad but true July 23, 2006
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Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
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