Poomer

A shaved Vulva because vaginas don't grow hair!

HER poomer is shaved

by mitoew December 17, 2019

Poomer

A super cute looking, cuddly dog.

Person 1: You have a super cute dog, I just wana cuddle him.
Person 2: Yeah. He's a Poomer!

by TreynocTheGod March 29, 2020

poomer

all-you-can-eat pussy

Oh man, I could really go for some poomer right about now.

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

poofer

mister promise

by gello October 31, 2003

Pooped on

Mack's ass dominating the leeown (see leeowned), as he relaxes his sphincter and lets the brown flow.

Mack's anal partner got pooped on.

by dank sewage November 28, 2003

pooner

One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.

Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.

by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

pooner

A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

by pissedgamer November 21, 2006