Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...
"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
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"Oh, I saw a patty at the club last night, where are her kids? Its a school night. And check out those stretch mark laden muffin tops!" She is such a patty.
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