Onion

An Onion, quiet when you peel it,

“I’m a god damn onion Mason”

by Nichies December 14, 2020

Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.

Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.

by Yowsky May 4, 2021

onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other

Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.

by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022

onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.

Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.

by Vice716 February 22, 2021

onion pussy

someone who has a bad-smelling pussy that makes guys cry from how bad it is

she has an onion pussy

by luver200015 April 25, 2016

Onions

Slang word for the ends/ last few tokes of a joint/scoober doober/jinty/spliff/ganjafinger3000

Who wants onions on this lads?

Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.

by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022

Onion

Someone very stupid; Has the IQ level of a vegetable.

Person 1: Did you hear ____ got caught vaping in the school bathroom?
Person 2: At school? Jesus, that guy is an onion

by sofiee77 February 24, 2025