beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 11, 2017

smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 23, 2017

Ugly onion

Someone who smells and looks like an onion

In a sentence it is used as she/he looks like a ugly onion

by Ugly onion January 03, 2019

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

Giving an Onion

To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.

The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 14, 2015

What The Onion

A popular phrase, commonly used by teenagers. The word "Onion" in this context means a superior being. "Onion" may be used to replace hard swears like "f*ck" or "h*ll"

What The Onion was that guy thinking? He could've gotten us killed!

by JustJonnika December 04, 2024