Dave Blunts

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean

he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup

Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts

by werykul December 1, 2024

Depression blunt

Depression blunt: means getting high of your own depression to where you don't feel like yourself and your daze and can't focus at all in life

:I'm fucking daze as if I smoked a blunt the fuck My depression is making me high of itself

:Sounds like your head smoked a depression blunt man

by Ocean wave October 15, 2018

Sumo Blunt

A really Really Fat blunt that is often mistaken for a sumo wrestler

guy1-dude why do u have a sumo wrestler in your car?
guy2- thats not a sumo wrestler....that the Sumo Blunt i just rolled
guy1- whaaaaaaat!!!

by j-c shlze July 7, 2011

Blunt

A much bigger version of a joint.

Howie: Damn, that's one huge ass joint.
J.J: I know, It's the biggest blunt I've ever smoked

by SwagMasta42069 May 24, 2018

nike blunt

a laced blunt

yoo, is that a nike blunt? cause that shit definitely laced!

by pdawg96 May 2, 2018

Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025

Pussy blunt

When you rub the gum on a rolling paper to a wet pussy instead of licking it.

Fuck a spliff , smoke a pussy blunt.

by Bob fucking marley March 8, 2021