A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.
Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
by AssEaster December 11, 2022
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Get the Danish oil mug."Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.
Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".
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Get the ohio oil change mug.A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.
Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
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