Johnny-Depped

When someone has such douchey attire that they look like they spent 2.5 hours in the mirror trying to get their image juuuuust right. Oh yeah, and they're not in high school anymore...

Ruining movies by recycling and superimposing the same retarded characters over and over again. Acting like a disconnected lunatic/fruity/Burton-sucking/songster/gay-pirate without being under the influence of copious amounts of recreational and prescription drugs in Las Vegas with Benicio Del Toro. Thus destroying a previously enjoyable movie.

Johnny Depping, Depper, Depping, Depped, Depped-Out, Depped-Up, Deppish, Deppraved, or the obscure Northern Midwest context: Johnny Deepp.
He is so Johnny-Depped (ADJ.) in those London-cut, acid-washed, paint-stenciled, inside-out, tear-wear jeans. They totally match his Crocs. Is that glitter?"

This applies to hipsters, emo, bros, Jersey trash, over-zealous sports fans, over-eccentric gays, the over-accessorized, men wearing eyeliner, the over-pierced, the falsely accented, women who act like Zooey Deschannel, and yes this can also apply to inanimate possessions such as vehicle accessories, tacky decorations, olde-timey bicycles (for the sake of being super-meta and not just because it's 1870's Vienna), and anyone who over-uses chopsticks to be cultural.

This can be applied to pets and small children by Deppish Parents, thus becoming Deppendants, The Depp-Posed.
by nosusdecipio May 02, 2012
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Johnny Christ

Bassist for Avenged Sevenfold(a7x). He is also a rapist who my friend thinks wants to rape me(I'm scared..)
by Synyster Stalker April 24, 2009
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Johnny depp

Johnny Depp is one of the most amazing people ever. If you've only seen pirates of the carribean then get your butt in gear and watch some more. He can evoke emotions that no orer actor can because he wants to act, and loves to act. Edward scirror hand made me sob for hours, what's eating Gilbert grape made me feel for the poor teenager too old for his years. The secret window made me love a killer. Alice in wonderland made me laugh and love the little kids story agian, and crybaby, oh I just live them all! An could go on forever. Johnny puts his heart into his work and that's why I love him so much.

And besides... He's a sex god!
Johnny depp is AMAZING!
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JOHNNY ROTTEN

Person with poor dental hygene.
by blair January 17, 2005
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Johnny Depp

Famous Hollywood movie star. No one *really* knows what his true face looks like, because of the elaborate costumes and makeup he wears in his films. Over the years, scientists have been able to piece together what his actual face is like, but so far refuse to release it to the general public, fearing that the immense hotness of his natural good looks would make the world explode.

Since no one knows what he looks like (except for really hot), you can compliment almost anyone in the world by saying they look like Johnny Depp.
Person 1: Say, you look like Johnny Depp today!
Person 2: Aw, shucks.

Person 1: Wow, you really got your Johnny Depp face on tonight!
Person 2: But.. I'm a girl.
Person 1: I didn't say you weren't!
by Nikkita Jayne July 08, 2010
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Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless May 06, 2018
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johnny paycheck

An Individual who works and gets paid on Thursday but decides to take off either Friday or Monday for a longer weekend and Jew Jack's those stuck at work.
Paul is such a johnny paycheck
by Mac and Bernie April 13, 2005
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