Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.

She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.

by Calibabe6 April 19, 2018

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014

fake rap

a genre of music created by the lonely island, this involves comedy and singing.

"What is the genre of music the lonely island sing?"
"they sing fake rap"

by bkeast September 7, 2016

FAKEY FAKE

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it

"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."

by Samdrue June 13, 2018

fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire

You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord

by FakeLandlord May 15, 2018

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Fake friends

fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em

Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh

by the kanjar that live next door December 16, 2019