bald neck

When your annoyed and angry by someone and randomly says they have a bald neck

“U so ugly”

“Stfu witcho bald neck”

by APussyHoeCouldNevaaa August 21, 2019

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Wreckless necking

The act of a man turning his head too hard almost breaking his neck to look at a female passing by.

Jay: Did you see ol girl that just passed by?
Rando: Yea man you just go cited for wreckless necking.

by Rando from the lane August 6, 2012

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

Neck Throttling

When a woman sits on top of a mans throat and opens her pussy lips and covers his adams apple, grinding on him until she cums on his neck making a sound like an engine revving.

Me and my woman were neck throttling last night, she sounded just like an engine revving up.

by MclarenF1LM April 7, 2017

sped neck

A sped neck is a a retard redneck

Your such a sped neck Dylan

How am I a sped neck
Your a retard redneck so your a sped neck

by Deck your nan December 15, 2018

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011