An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
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Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.
Shelly: How come?
Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.
Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
Shelly: How come?
Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.
Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
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Person 2: Yes.
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Get the Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 mug.When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
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