Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011
Get the The Morning Deciscion mug.Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
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When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.
by Daddgadd October 15, 2014
Get the Wednesday morning withdraw mug.In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 August 29, 2016
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Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017
Get the Pork morning mug.Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
by AhegoMan May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning & God Bless mug.Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
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