Minnesotan Snowball Fight

Two men suck their own erect cocks till the point of finishing. Then they shove their cocks into each others mouths and bust. They will then proceed to snowball kiss.

Did you hear Cameron and Cordell had a Minnesotan snowball fight last night

by Raythedog January 30, 2026

Minnesota Knuckleball

When a protester attempts to throw a flash bang back at authorities and fails resulting in the loss of digits.

Wow that protester lost more than that game of Minnesota Knuckleball!

by StoneyD February 1, 2026

MinneCapPolis

Minneapolis is something like that city in Minnesota. CapCity.

Have you seen how those MinneCapPolis people act, misinformed and slow...

by Eribohy February 10, 2026

Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green

I’m about to get the Minnesota night crawler

by Techs February 10, 2026

Minnesota Lawnmower

The Act of eating an absurd amount of Flowers, causing the consumer to projectile vomit on their sexual partner,(Typically man to woman) At which point they will lick it up, and feed it into the woman's anal cavity, referring to it only as the "compost bin" during the act. They will then finish my vaginally ejaculating (referring to it only as the "catalyst") and letting both the "compost" and "catalyst" drain out into a flower pot in hopes of sprouting a flower.

"Yo man, my wife and I started a flower shop only by doing Minnesota Lawnmowers!"

"Awesome!"

by Heroin2 February 15, 2026

Minnisota Goat Mountain

When 12-25 men (males) amalgemate into a large pile, forming the shape of a mountain, then proceed to lick eachother's salty, sweat covered bodies, resembling goats licking the side of a mountain.

"Hey John, wanna join in on a Minnisota goat mountain this friday?"

"alright.."

by Resident of Minnisota March 7, 2026

Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.

“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”

by Johnith30th June 10, 2025