20 minutes

The amount of time your dealer says when he'll definitely not be there in 20 minutes

"I'll be there in 20 minutes" texted an hour ago to you, still empty handed

by sdaynoam April 8, 2023

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.

Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."

by Binsky September 30, 2012

minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents

Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)

by micnat January 8, 2005

Vegan Minute

63 seconds

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!

by Ratapooey October 19, 2020

minute conservative

It means adjective meaning fast in actions and deeds.

Marimoto, is a minute conservative person, he is a fast replying Dr.

by man!? May 18, 2017

Roll Over Minutes

When you finish early with a prostitute and let your friend use the remaining time. Most effectively used by a one titty exposed hand job.

I saved some roll over minutes so my friend could get JOed in the back booth of a pizza joint...

by MC Plan B January 12, 2011