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Mexican Right Turn 

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.
Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn
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mexican gang banger wannabe 

mexican gang banger wannabe's are simply every where now days, they start like that when they are born and when they first found out what sex,drugs,and guns do.When they go to school on the first day alls they do is talk.By the time the grades 3,4,and 5 (if they can) they are cracking sexual jokes and bullying the smart pretty and handsome kids.By the time of high school they drop out and star hanging out on the corner of the block try to steal peoples wallets and purses to try buy a cheap gun like a high point.(a high point is the worst gun brand in the world like a piece of whale shit morphed into the shape of a large bulky gun.) Once they get the piece of cheap shit they buy some crap ass ammo and try to kill people.On the inside of there small mind they think they are the best when there just a ass licking hippie.
a unknown mexican is knocking on your door what do you do?grab a 12 gage shot gun and kill there ass before they try to kill you! that is what you should do a "mexican gang banger wannabe".

Mexican Butt Raped 

Tis when a mexican fucks you up the ass with a burrito (may or may not be extra spicy)
Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"

Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"

mexican handstand

Some one let's their partner pee in there butt while doing a handstand
"Brandon always brought an extra towel for Tyler's Mexican handstand urine.

Mexican Dab

A Mexican dab is the act of dabbing in a chain. The first person dabs in such a way that they knock the next person into a dab. This continues in a chain and everybody applauds in your triumph.
'Yo Sam, you see that awesome Mexican dab at the game last night?"
'I know man, it was mental'
Mexican Dab by WAWAW May 11, 2016

Mexican Fuckboy 

A Mexican Fuckboy is a Mexican guy that plays with girls feelings, flirts with girls even if their girlfriend allows it, does drugs, wears Suavecito, and can be found skating or playing soccer.
Some common Mexican Fuckboy names are Pablo, Juan, Alex, Luis, Emmanuel, Omar, etc...
Mexican Fuckboy by Stonedmaker October 15, 2016

Mexican Air-Guitar 

The activity of landscapers(typically of the Latino persuasion) swinging their leaf blowers and weed-wackers around during spring cleanup time in the Northeast USA.
"I can't even hear myself think! Those landscapers next-door playing Mexican Air-Guitar are annoying the shit out of me with that noise!"
Mexican Air-Guitar by Neontom March 14, 2009