Mario karted

When your winning the whole way through them on the final stretch you get bombarded and lose

Person 1"I was winning the whole way through then i got Mario karted"

Person 2"l"

by BDGrat April 16, 2022

Mario

An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.

“Who do you main in Smash Bros?”
“Mario.”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022

Mario dezio

Male who can be both douchey and interested in mainly men. Can be super cool and fun to hang out with but also hide in the closet.

Dude, that guy is acting like such a mario dezio.

by Violet summerss May 6, 2022

Mario

Mario

Mario

by MarioLover123 May 11, 2022