flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.

I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.

by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007

Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

mud piss

When you're mid-piss and you start to crown a shit

Sorry I took so long, I was having a mud piss

by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Mud otter

When you take a slimy shit that slides right out of you.

Guy 1: We need to go.

Guy 2: Hold on. I need to go drop some dumpage.

Guy 1: We're already late!

Guy 2: Don't worry. It'll go fast, it's a mud otter.

by Look at me I'm Sandra D August 24, 2016

Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”

by User1661616 May 12, 2020

Packin` Mud

The act of having anal sex with your partner.

" ...yeah Martha and I decided to change it up last night and do the Packin` Mud routine"

by RdHogg June 1, 2017