greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
by mouse podi fpk December 9, 2008
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a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.
I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet
by cmonshelley May 1, 2010
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A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
Get the Mexican Parade Float mug.Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.
by bigpoppabear November 14, 2007
Get the Mexican Wetsuit mug.One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.
by giventofly November 6, 2009
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by Reemo December 10, 2008
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