Green Media

News or media that uses green screen technology to purposefully alter reality or deceive viewers.

Jimmy do you see what is on FOX!?

Fuck it Zach! That is just some green media bullshit!

by imjohsep May 17, 2011

social media rape

When friends force you into social media, and harass you about it.

Anthony & Jordan: DAVID BUILD A FUCKING TWITTER

David: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BOBBY STOP THE SOCIAL MEDIA RAPE

by Nethertheless September 1, 2014

Fossical Media

Media that old people (or fossils) use instead of social media. Like pen and paper and newspapers.

My grandpa only uses fossical media.

by Kikipuff March 1, 2015

social media asshole

A person who is cool in real life but is a asshole on social media. Usually mean, pessimistic, judgmental and paranoid.

Jane is usually nice but she's a social media asshole on facebook

by Honeyedpisces July 12, 2015

social media expert

hii turkish social media expert

Deniz UNAY

social media expert

by perfeperfe June 16, 2018

Virgin media

They go down all the fucking time and their crappy hub/modem combo will lose you a tenth of your bandwidth by being half a meter away

Virgin media is a crappy isp.

by SomebodyYouWillNeverKnowHehehe May 11, 2020

Social Media Christian

when a person constantly posts Bible quotes on their story, has one in their bio, and posts things relating to Christianity when in reality they are the biggest liar and are everything they say you shouldn’t be.

Did you see when she kicked that old man and called you a whore?? And then she went on to post that Bible quote about how you should love your neighbor!!

I know she’s such a social media Christian

by anonymous March 5, 2021