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cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)
wow look at her cankle meat!!!
by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020
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Cleveland Meatbucket

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.
by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020
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Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.
Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.
by please enter your username February 16, 2021
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Yabby Meat

A derogatory term used to describe a woman's vagina with extremely prominent labia majora, such that it resembles the small pieces of meat commonly used as bait for catching yabbies.
Man, that chick I nailed last night had some serious yabby meat goin on. Her flange had flaps so meaty they belonged in an abattoir.
by Buckerous Naked February 2, 2021
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Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
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Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.
You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.
by Stumbles17 May 15, 2021
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Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.
Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.
by Jepsee June 16, 2021
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